Sign Artist Pillows

'Therapist is one word George!'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Ventriloquist's fete

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

That's Network...

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

'... We're striking sign-writers!'