Sign Painter Pillows

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

'Do it write the first time.'

Archery Grounds (arrow in chest of painter)

The Big Cheese

Speed Limit

Dr. Fixum - Foots Pecialist. . . Limp-In.

Wet Paint

'Biggo was easy but I had a liitle trouble with Dairy.'

Google signwriter.

That's Network...

Man sinks whilst trying to paint a warning about 'Quick Sand'.

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'

Strike sign painter on strike

Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'

Beware of the Bull

Met Office: Wet Today, Dry Tomorrow.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Beware the Sign Maker

"It's C-A-R-P festival."

"The sign painter was one of our alumni, I presume?"

"She won't let me use 'ESQUIRE'..."

"If you want to keep working here you'll have to learn to make an exit."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Frank & Ernest -- Sign Painters. Ernie, I keep getting irate customers saying you gave them the wrong signs. What sign did you give the hospital maternity ward? "Free Delivery". How about the city zoo? "White elephant sale". And the bicycle shop? "No peddlers allowed". The IRS got the wrong sign, too, but they'd be happy to keep theirs. What did it say? "Yield"!

Sign Painting. For sale. Open. Welcome back students. This isn't right. This sign's for a gathering of new students! Yeah, but it's a chiropractic school!

Sign writer using a snake as a model.

'Hold it a minute, Ace.'

Man renames home Dun Namin'

Art is Anal

'Biggo was easy but I had a little trouble with Dairy.'

Beware of Dog sign being painted by a man who is about to be peed on by a dog.

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.