Sign Makers Pillows

"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"

Route 666.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Google signwriter.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

That's Network...

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'