Sign Painters Pillows

ICU!

'The 'M' is just a smidgen too close to the 'P'!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Chicken Road Crossing

Google signwriter.

Route 666.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

That's Network...

Deadwood 25 miles

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles