Sign-crafting Artist Pillows

'She's a feminist, but not a very radical one.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Google signwriter.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

That's Network...

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

'Therapist is one word George!'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week