Sign-crafting Artist Pillows

'She's a feminist, but not a very radical one.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

"Gone for a P."

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'Therapist is one word George!'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Road end - Prepare to Die.