Signage Artist Pillows

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Please use another building entirely

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

That's Network...

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

The Big Cheese

Metaphors.

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

"Gone for a P."

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Therapist is one word George!'