Signage Artist Gifts

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Do it write the first time.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Google signwriter.

Please use another building entirely

"He's always been an optimist."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

That's Network...

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

Metaphors.

The Big Cheese

"Gone for a P."

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."