Sign Artist Gifts

'Therapist is one word George!'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

That's Network...

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'