Sign-making Enthusiast Gifts

Wet Paint

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'So who's smoking?'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Hanging out your shingle

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Your bone."

"No religious nuts!"

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Private work adjustments

Deadwood 25 miles

"High Pressure Area"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles