Sign Maker Gifts

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'We really are going to have to do that sign in Braille---he's the third one this week'

'Hello, Al's Sign Shop? This is Angie's Interior Design!'

"No, business is booming - we just make the signs."

'Very good and to the point.'

'You are here- NO loitering!'

Welcome to one of the Dakotas! North, south...what's the difference, really?

'Fine meat' sign hung over wrong shop

'Sox, man, SOX!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

Protest at a sign company.

"Tell the sign company we want that 'B' replacing urgently!"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Going out of Business Signs.

Love Thy Neighbor

The health center doesn't ask me to make signs for them any more.

"We need help to meet the demand for more help wanted signs."

Road end - Prepare to Die.

"HAPPY HOUR you Idiot. I said put up a sign saying it's Happy Hour.....Not HOPPY HOUR!!"

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

Falling Sign Zone

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Beware the Sign Maker

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

"'The world is ending soon'....when do do you need it?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm not that kind of letter carrier.'

Stop if the opportunity presents itself.

'Signage dept' "What do you want now? The world on a plate?"

"NO! NO! I said 'Toppels'!!!"

Political Correctness Gone Mad.

'Caution - Dangerous curve ahead.'