Sign Maker Humorist Gifts

"You asking or offering?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Gone for a P."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

'Therapist is one word George!'

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Don't walk while cross.

Road end - Prepare to Die.

Echo Echo Point Point.

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'You are here- NO loitering!'

Here but not in...

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

No one could figure out why business was off.

'Sox, man, SOX!'