Signmaking Gifts

"Sorry, I can't make any 'On Strike' signs for you because us signmakers are on strike."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Route 666.

"He's always been an optimist."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

That's Network...

Private work adjustments

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Ventriloquist's fete

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Gone for a P."