Sign Creator Gifts

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Ventriloquist's fete

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'