Sign Slogan Creator Gifts

'It's all been said already.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Plays well with other people's $.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

'Therapist is one word George!'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

City Diner - Out to lunch.