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'It's all been said already.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"Gone for a P."

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

'Therapist is one word George!'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

City Diner - Out to lunch.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Road end - Prepare to Die.