Slogan Creator Gifts

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

'I like this slogan, it appeals to the customers' patriotism. Now we've got to find a way to explain why 95% of our products are made in China.'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"Steamed vegetables."

Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Religious right sells out!

Job Safety - Be Safe.

'I won this job by submitting the best slogan. Take from the rich and give to the poor.'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

You've done it again, Harry.

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

Plays well with other people's $.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'