Slogan Strategist Gifts

'I know: What if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk' we'll insert the name of out own product.'

"Thanks for telling us that you personally know hundreds of short-cuts, Bill. But the point of the new slogan is to convince people we won't use them, OK?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

You've done it again, Harry.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"That's more like it!"

"I'm leaving stupid. He just doesn't know it yet."

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien

How's My Jiving?

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."