Slogan Analyst Gifts

'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Born to be Mild.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

You've done it again, Harry.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"He's mad at God."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Plays well with other people's $.

The day after Father's Day.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'