Slogan Sleuth Gifts

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"That's more like it!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

You've done it again, Harry.

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt