Syllable Sleuth Gifts

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"The butler did it!"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

"That's more like it!"

Subtitle Guessing

The Banana Crime

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

Idenity Parade.

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'