Spelling Sleuth Gifts

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I see your father misspells the same words you do."

Sign Writers

"Ummmhh...well, I couldn't agree more."

"Have I spelt 'imbecile' correctly?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

To help for having job my lost a translator as

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Zen Voodoo

"That's more like it!"

'Therapist is one word George!'

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

"Do I capitalize the first letter in each word of, 'my idiot husband?'"

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."