Alphabet Sleuth Gifts

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

$1: Family Secrets

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'Think Basics.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Punch Initials - P