Symbol Sleuth Gifts

'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Toasters for math people.

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Always bought low.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

The dove of peace

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'