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'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

$1: Family Secrets

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Bird Symbol Hunting

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Always bought low.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

The dove of peace

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'