Signal Sleuth Gifts

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

'High Five!'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Clickbait

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

The Modern Godot

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Secret Service Dogs

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

What security flaw?

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Advanced Password Hint

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."