Signal Seekers Gifts

'This is great. I still have a signal.'

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Aw c'mon, still no reception!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

WiFi Signals

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Shoe addict.

Exit only.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Brat"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Control in the workplace.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Customers Wanted

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

No Hand Signals

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.