Satellite Signal Seeker Gifts

'Sorry we're late. . . we followed Apple's map.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

Exit only.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Moon: Made in China

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Control in the workplace.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"I love their use of space"

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'