Satellite Dish Seeker Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Couch and Potato

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Spy Satellite

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

The Great Canadian Novel

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Ostrich TV.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

After hours TV.

"It's your mother calling."

Lean beef

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"No, I don't recycle."

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

Doggy satellite dish.

"Look a Sky-lark"

'According to the Global Positioning System, we're on the George Washington Bridge.'