Satellite Dish Aficionado Gifts

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Couch and Potato

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

The Great Canadian Novel

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

Ostrich TV.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

After hours TV.

Living in a snow globe.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Google Earth...

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Satellite Santa

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Look a Sky-lark"

Doggy satellite dish.

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

Dog listening to a satellite dish.

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas