Satellite Dish Enthusiast Gifts

'It's not your ordinary dog dish.'

'The satellite's going out again!'

The Great Canadian Novel

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Couch and Potato

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Ostrich TV.

Living in a snow globe.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

After hours TV.

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Google Earth...

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Satellite Santa

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Doggy satellite dish.

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.