Satellite Dish Collector Gifts

Couch and Potato

After hours TV.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Feeling for shells

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

The Great Canadian Novel

Make it look like an accident.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

For Sale By Owner

There it is – my dream beach house.

He's just waiting for his chip to come in.

Ship in a Bottle

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Ostrich TV.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

'You have ear wax.'