Vase Collector Gifts

Make it look like an accident.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Elvis Presley

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

'Music & Gym'

Art Garfunkel.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Neil Young

Instant art

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'