Glass Collectors Gifts

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'He's been shot!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."