Glass Collectors Prints

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Love wine

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"To toast!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

'He's been shot!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."