Glasses Collecting Prints

'You'll need a while to get used to them.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Love wine

'Let there be cool.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'He's been shot!'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"To toast!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Wine not?"

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

"Did you order a starter?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."