Glasses Collector Prints

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Aging Ungracefully

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"No, I didn't say they were smart glasses. I said they make you look smarter."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Spider glasses.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I've got to the age when I need my hearing aid, false teeth and distance glasses to ask where I've left my reading glasses!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Sundial Time

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Do you like my bling?

Love wine

Wine of the Day Club

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Let there be cool.'

"To toast!"

'He's been shot!'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Red for me, please.'

Wine