Vanity Collector Gifts

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Hair spray"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Music & Gym'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Neil Young

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Mick Jagger.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

TV-Mirror.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Ian Dury