Vanity Collecting Gifts

'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Fossil record player.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"The record player is skipping again."

TV-Mirror.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'