Vanity Collecting T-Shirts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Fossil record player.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

TV-Mirror.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"The record player is skipping again."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.