Vanity Plate Collector T-Shirts

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

Vanity License Plate Consultant

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Neil Young

'Music & Gym'

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

Mick Jagger.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Ian Dury

Bob Dylan

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

TV-Mirror.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

'Is this the blues section?'