Vanity Collector Mugs

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Hair spray"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Music & Gym'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

TV-Mirror.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'