Vinyl Collector Mugs

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Bombast records 'In' tray and 'Phat' tray

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"These are granddad's old music albums. They put him in some kind of Boomer Bubble."

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Music & Gym'

A dog with a pet cone plays the sounds of a record player.

Blues Section...

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Record Shop Lloyd Webber/Non Lloyd Webber

Blue Note.

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"That bass isn't bad."

The Beatles

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Wow! Now for some real music!"

"No long-playing records allowed."

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

'Suddenly everyone realised they hated chill out music.'

Record Store: Boring vs. Interesting Music.

"I prefer his later stuff"