Satellite Dish Superfan Gifts

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Couch and Potato

'It's about time!'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

The Great Canadian Novel

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

GPS Systems.

Ostrich TV.

After hours TV.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Food-Snob Fear Factor

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Early Space Blunders

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Look a Sky-lark"

Doggy satellite dish.

Grave with satellite dish.

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Superman Vs. Winter

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'