Satellite Signal Fan Gifts

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Moon Lander

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Workplace Confidentiality.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

News Wear World

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

GPS Systems.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."