Satellite Radio Fan Gifts

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Moon Lander

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

GPS Systems.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Nostalgiaville

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Lord Robert Winston