Satellite Communications Fan Gifts

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

GPS Systems.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Vents, real and digital.

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Early Space Blunders

WPC

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."