Satellite Communications Fan Pillows

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Parrot annoying dog.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

GPS Systems.

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Early Space Blunders

WPC

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

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