Sat Nav Fan Pillows

GPS Systems.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"We got lost and my GPS wouldn't ask for directions."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Landlubbers ONLY!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

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'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

GPS Recalculating.

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Early Space Blunders

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Are we there yet!"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.