Satellite Signal Fan Pillows

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Caliologist

Moon Lander

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Workplace Confidentiality.

News Wear World

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

GPS Systems.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."