Satellite Tv Fan Pillows

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

'The satellite's going out again!'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Lorne Greene

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Previously on..."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

GPS Systems.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'