Starlink Satellite Fan Gifts

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Rocket Ark

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

New York Gondolier

Serious business

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

GPS Systems.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

AstraZeneca

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Retro Kid.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Early Space Blunders

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'